Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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