the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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