Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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