why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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