like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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