I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Randomize
