My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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