i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you would pick up someone in the library
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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