just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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