Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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