i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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