when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
