There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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