No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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