after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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