i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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