so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
