Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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