how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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