Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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