The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If I die, sorry about rent.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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