Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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