how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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