plz talk dirty to me
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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