And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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