I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I wish my penis had an off switch
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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