I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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