garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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