He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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