Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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