Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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