Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
