Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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