i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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