As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
