Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.