I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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