butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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