idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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