Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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