the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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