so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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