OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize