the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT