I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup