Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.

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(540): View more from Virginia

At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.

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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.

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(818): View more from California

Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup

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