Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

who is canola oil?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're an idiot.

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(334): View more from Alabama

babies were throwing up all over the place

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(772): View more from Florida

No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(586): View more from Michigan

LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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(815): View more from Illinois

I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.

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(281): View more from Texas

dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though

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