No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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