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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(404): A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds (404): She started it, but I totally finished it. http://tfl.nu/luqt

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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box

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(215): You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box http://tfl.nu/kcqr

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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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(407): Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume? http://tfl.nu/7evx

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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(802): and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college? (1-802): not the response he usually gets im sure. http://tfl.nu/gci3

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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

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(410): i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in. http://tfl.nu/63c6

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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home

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(412): when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home http://tfl.nu/u8cd

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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO

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(701): ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO http://tfl.nu/t2mi

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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.

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(253): Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real. http://tfl.nu/8edz

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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?

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(415): When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you? http://tfl.nu/fdu7

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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.

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Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle

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(678): HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve. (1-678): Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle http://tfl.nu/629h

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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.

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(404): So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord. http://tfl.nu/381z

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Your topless pictures make me question reality

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(815): Your topless pictures make me question reality http://tfl.nu/0lfq

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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception

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(912): her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception http://tfl.nu/tr33

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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...

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(716): Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them... http://tfl.nu/sjm1

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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.

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(913): Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again. http://tfl.nu/khdg

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