can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though