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(313): View more from Michigan

Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it

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(313): Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it http://tfl.nu/qght

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(406): View more from Montana

So, how was the dinner

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Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

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(406): So, how was the dinner (1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive. http://tfl.nu/9pb0

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(848): View more from New Jersey

a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving

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(848): a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving http://tfl.nu/nqcq

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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(218): i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette. http://tfl.nu/f90v

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(262): what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser http://tfl.nu/r42a

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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

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(801): He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often. http://tfl.nu/6bnz

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention

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(978): fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention http://tfl.nu/iald

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(302): View more from Delaware

in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am

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(302): in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am http://tfl.nu/qmyh

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(678): View more from Georgia

in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm

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(678): in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm http://tfl.nu/30ts

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(805): View more from California

we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

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(805): we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard http://tfl.nu/fmkh

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(281): View more from Texas

I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.

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(281): I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth. http://tfl.nu/cgjr

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(320): View more from Minnesota

He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...

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He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.

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(320): He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick... (320): He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis. http://tfl.nu/fuv3

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think

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(724): So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think http://tfl.nu/tp1z

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(865): View more from Tennessee

No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.

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(865): No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP. http://tfl.nu/2htz

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(416): View more from Toronto

Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.

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(416): Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd. http://tfl.nu/inv3

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