i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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