I feel like abortions should bother me more
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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