I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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