Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.