just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it