Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.