hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.