I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I wish they made helmets for livers.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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