we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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