pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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