Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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